Research shows that 90% of all research is wrong. -Michael Harris, “Newhart”-

Clinically speaking, a person is not functionally awake until he has had his morning coffee. -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

The United States is not a democracy, it’s a republic. In a democracy, majority rules. In a republic, the individual is protected from the majority. -found on Facebook-

Un lugar para cada cosa y cada cosa en su lugar. -Sign on recycling bins at Tec de Monterrey-

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity. -Thomas Wolfe-

An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self sustained. -Mahatma Gandhi-

Speaking as a Christian, I find the Apostle Paul appealing and the Apostle Peale appalling. -Adlai Stevenson-

Always drink upstream from the herd. -Will Rogers-

Less than one percent of Americans serve in the U.S. military. Since ours has been an all-volunteer military [since 1973], the majority of the 99 percent don’t come into personal contact with service members. -togetherweserved.com-

Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket, and do not pull it out and strike it merely to show you have one. If you are asked what o’clock it is, tell it, but do not proclaim it hourly and unasked, like the watchman. -Lord Chesterfield-