These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.

Of course you know, this means war. -Bugs Bunny-

Do you serve crabs in this restaurant? “Sit right down, sir, we’ll serve anybody.”

Don’t be surprised if sometime, somewhere, someplace when you least expect it, someone steps up to you and says, “smile, you’re on Candid Camera!” -Allen Funt-

Not everything that counts can be counted. Not everything that can be counted counts. -Albert Einstein-

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. -Woody Allen-

Better never than late, I always say.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Fides quaerens intellectum (Faith seeks understanding). -Anselm of Canterbury-

Screw the torpedoes, slow speed ahead. -Rear Admiral Francis W. Rockwell, 11 May, 1943-