Did ya hear about the lady who was walking alongside the runway and got hit by a plane propeller? Disaster!

The Son of God died: it is wholly believable because it is absurd; he was buried and rose again, which is certain because it is impossible. -Tertullian-

Living in Papua New Guinea has spoiled me. I used to think I’d be happy at 74 degrees but now I like it a lot at 80.

As I travel I find a general feeling abroad that Americans are arrogant. I tell my international friends it’s not so much that we are arrogant but simply ignorant.

No amount of belief makes something a fact. -James Randi-

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -Major Sidney Theodore Freedman, “M*A*S*H”-

I gotta have a reason for everything? -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

Did ya hear the one about the lensmaker who fell into his glass grinding machine and made spectacle of himself?

Ona long God istap antap, na long graun gutpela taim ol manmeri; God i laikim tumas.