Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. -Will Rogers-

West Virginia is the biggest state, if only you flattened it out.

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again. -Will Rogers-

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. -Alfred Hitchcock-

West Virginia is the prettiest country God ever made. And if you get tired of looking at it, you can always lean up against it for awhile. -(attributed to Will Rogers)-

Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? -Will Rogers-

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers-

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -Will Rogers-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don’t hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. -Will Rogers-