If life gets too hard to stand, kneel. -Tony Evans-

America has the best politicians money can buy. -Will Rogers-

Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man’s lap. What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one’s self. -Max Stirner-

There’s nothing like a good spoonerism to tickle your bunny phone.

Don’t give advice to an angry man with a hammer. -Andy Capp-