In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King, Jr.-

I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don’t understand. -Sir Edward Appleton-

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” -Dave Barry-

I’m addicted to oxygen. I go 20, 30, 40 seconds without any and I find I’m spending a lot of time thinking about that next hit.

If trains stop at train stations, what happens at workstations?

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -Benjamin Disraeli-

If you can dream it, you can do it. -Walt Disney-

Hardware: where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company’s hardware section will tell you the problem is. -Dave Barry-

I am not addicted to chocolate. I consider it a hobby.

I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx-