In Hong Kong they strike a gong and fire off a noonday gun… But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. -Noël Coward-

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams. -Yiddish Proverb-

♫ Oh, I, I’ve been revived. ♪ / For the first time in my life, I am alive. ♪ / When I looked into Jesus I found me a friend. ♪ / And I’m never going back to the old life ever again. ♫

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -Albert Einstein-

No man who hates dogs and children can be all bad. -Byron Darnton-

A good Navy is not a provocation to war. It is the surest guaranty of peace. -Theodore Roosevelt-

If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs. -Murray Gell-Mann-

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Parkinson’s Law: Software expands to fill the available memory.

You know that any country that drives on the left and drinks warm beer will try anything if it’s hard enough.