The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. -found on Facebook-

Space has been conquered. -Gerald S. Hawkins, “Splendor in the Sky,” 1961-

Only those who attempt the absurd … will achieve the impossible. -M.C. Escher-

All men should make coffee for their women. It says so in the Bible: “Hebrew.” -found on Facebook-

You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When … Your life’s goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. -M.C. Escher-

Why torture yourself when life’ll do it for you? -Danielle Keen-

We now stand so aloof from nature that we think we are God. This has always been a dangerous supposition. -Gerald Durrell-

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. -John von Neumann-

Men build too many walls and not enough bridges. -Isaac Newton-