You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When … Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

I can appreciate awful people. Without them I wouldn’t know how thankful I am for wonderful people. -found on Facebook-

The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological. One is Psycho and the other is Logical. Now please don’t try to figure out Who is Who. -found on Facebook-

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal-

We are never defeated unless we give up on God. -Ronald Reagan-

√(-1) 2^3 Σ π … and it was delicious!

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they speak another language. -H. Jackson Brown, Jr.-

Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena.

Things are replaceable. Family isn’t. -Duck Dynasty-

No one else sees the world the way you do, so no one else can tell the stories that you have to tell. -Charles de Lint-