There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

Skill is forged in a cauldron of impossibility crossed with desire. -localroger-

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage. -Ray Bradbury-

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -Mark Twain-

If it’s good enough for druids, running nekkid through the woo-ids, drinking strange fermented fluids, then it’s good enough for me. -Gordon R. Dickson (alt)-

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, “Thy will be done,” and those to whom God says, “All right, then, have it your way.” -C. S. Lewis-