I’m not trying to be difficult, I am this way naturally.

I am not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.

I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. -Dr. John von Neumann-

For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible — and no one can now doubt the word of America. -George W. Bush-

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up!

But he was not bowed down as he left the house. On the contrary, he carried his head high, like a happy and proud man, for he knew that the best things life has to bestow had been given to him. -August Strindberg, in “Half A Sheet Of Foolscap”-

Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach. And those who can’t teach, go into administration. -Lois McMaster Bujold-