Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

♫ My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R. ♪ / My bologna has a second name, it’s M-A-Y-E-R. ♪ / I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say ♪ / ‘Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. ♫

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost. -Arthur Ashe-

If I don’t get in touch with you in a year or two, please show me the same consideration.

Мы борг. Вы будете ассимилированы. Сопротивление бесполезно.

Here lies the body of James O’Day / He died maintaining the right-of-way. / He was right, dead right, all along / But he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.

I can’t say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days. -Daniel Boone-

This Door is Alarmed. So, speak soothingly to it.