Between caffeine and oxygen, I can hold my breath for almost two minutes.

You know, Microsoft Windows didn’t get that bad over night. It took many years of careful development!

This meatloaf is profound … it forces me to confront my mortality. -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

γλυκύ δ᾽ἀπείρῳ πόλεμος. πεπειραμένων δέ τις ταρβεῖ προσιόντα νιν καρδία περισσῶς. (War is sweet to those who have not tasted it, but the experienced man trembles exceedingly at heart on its approach.) -Pindar-

Your Internet connection may be down. Go try to cheer it up.

His exiguous nautical pension is hardly enough to pay for the one cockroach infested room which he inhabits in the slum area behind Tatwig Street. -Lawrence Durrell-

Long before the 20th Century or even the First Millennium there were wide variations in weather patterns on a global scale. Now with only a snapshot view of these systems through history we propose to modify climate change patterns we don’t understand.

Never confuse motion with action. -Benjamin Franklin-

If Al Gore had been around during the last Ice Age, he would have lobbied to prevent the glaciers from retreating off of Ohio.

It’s like de já vu all over again. -Yogi Bera-