I love it when a plan comes together. -Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith, of “The A Team”-

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it. -Ronald Reagan-

Flexibility is the key to indecision.

A good FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language.

Political Correctness: a system of thinking where it’s okay to offend someone right in front of you by enforcing a made-up rule to stop a theoretical offense to an unknown person later when you aren’t even going to be there. -Randy Cassingham-

People born in the 1950’s have lived in 7 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenia and we had the best music, the most beautiful cars, drive-in theaters, soda fountains, and happy days. And we’re not even that old yet. We’re just that cool! -found on Facebook-

We have met the enemy and he is us. -Pogo (Walt Kelly), March 21, 1970-

Religion is not a competition. It’s daily devotion and life vocation. I am not better than others because of it, I am better than I used to be because of it. -Roselyn Efi-Tukavai-

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: don’t exaggerate!