Calvin: Do you believe in life after death? Hobbes: You just steer, okay? -Calvin and Hobbes-

Jobs are like going to church: it’s nice once or twice a year to sing along and eat something and all that, but unless you really believe there’s something holy going on, it gets to be a drag going in every single week. -Thomas Michael Disch-

Don’t judge someone just because they sin differently than you. -found on Facebook-

Now that they say chocolate, wine and coffee are all good for you I feel like a health nut! -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

Do not regret growing old. It’s a privilege denied to many. -Richard Gere-