random quip

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein-

random quip

Generally, women don’t dress up, do their hair and wear makeup to impress guys; they do it to impress their girlfriends. And generally, guys say they spend a lot of money or time on their cars to impress girls but really it gratifies themselves more than it impresses any woman. Still, both do these things.