A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein-
Monthly Archives: March 2018
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¡México! What can you say about the country that introduced Tequila, Kahlúa, and Chocolate to the world?
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. -Douglas Adams-
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I solve problems you don’t know you have in ways you couldn’t understand.
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Momentos felices; / alaba a Dios / Momentos dificiles; / busca a Dios / Momentos tranquilos; / adora a Dios / Momentos dolorosos; / cree en Dios / Cada momento; / da gracias a Dios.
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Give me coffee. I can sleep when I’m dead. -Todos Santos Iglesia Luterana, Zapopan, Jalisco-
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
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Generally, women don’t dress up, do their hair and wear makeup to impress guys; they do it to impress their girlfriends. And generally, guys say they spend a lot of money or time on their cars to impress girls but really it gratifies themselves more than it impresses any woman. Still, both do these things.
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We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-
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One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.