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Monthly Archives: March 2018
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. -(attributed to Albert Einstein)-
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Roses are red / Violets are blue / Most poems rhyme / But this one doesn’t
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Life is lived one moment at a time. While it’s important to use large chunks of time when planning, I believe it’s important to mentally view the smallest chunks of time when we’re actually living — and take notice of every moment of our lives. -Sid Savara-
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Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. -Zig Ziglar-
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I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. -Abraham Lincoln-
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I have lived under threat of hurricane, wild fire, whiteout snowstorm, earthquake, mudslide, flooding, lava flow, typhoon, blizzard, ice storm, drought, violent volcanic eruption, tsunami and tornado. My observation is that people are most comfortable with the natural disaster with which they were raised. And hardly anybody thinks about massive meteorite strike.
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“Will the road you’re on get you to My place?” -God-
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Weeks of coding can save hours of planning. -Dan Neumann-
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One guy: “I know why the donkey won’t go in the barn. His ears are too long to fit under the doorway. Let’s cut all the way around the walls and raise the roof of the barn by three inches.” Other guy: “Why don’t we just dig a little ramp through the doorway so he can walk down into it and pass through the door?” “Idiot! It’s his ears that are too long, not his legs.”