random quip

Life is lived one moment at a time. While it’s important to use large chunks of time when planning, I believe it’s important to mentally view the smallest chunks of time when we’re actually living — and take notice of every moment of our lives. -Sid Savara-

random quip

I have lived under threat of hurricane, wild fire, whiteout snowstorm, earthquake, mudslide, flooding, lava flow, typhoon, blizzard, ice storm, drought, violent volcanic eruption, tsunami and tornado. My observation is that people are most comfortable with the natural disaster with which they were raised. And hardly anybody thinks about massive meteorite strike.

random quip

One guy: “I know why the donkey won’t go in the barn. His ears are too long to fit under the doorway. Let’s cut all the way around the walls and raise the roof of the barn by three inches.” Other guy: “Why don’t we just dig a little ramp through the doorway so he can walk down into it and pass through the door?” “Idiot! It’s his ears that are too long, not his legs.”