Do not imagine a picture of a giraffe in your mind at this time.

Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place. So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you’re not smart enough to debug it. -Brian W. Kernighan-

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Our enemies’ opinion of us comes closer to the truth than our own. -François La Rochefoucauld-

The world is experiencing technical difficulties. Do not adjust your mind.

I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war. -Albert Einstein-

There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked. -Mark Twain-

The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless. -Steven Weinberg-

Freedom is a rare and delicate plant. The great threat to freedom is the concentration of power. Government is necessary to preserve our freedom; yet by concentrating power in political hands, it is also a threat to freedom. -Milton Friedman-

The boundary between frugal and stingy lies in attitude.