What was the first thing God ever said to people?

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

What was the second question God ever asked people?

I used to care. But now there’s a pill for that.

War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

It’s better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. -Sophia Loren-

Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care? -Chicago-

In case signals can neither be seen or perfectly understood, no captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside the enemy. -Lord Horatio Nelson-

Aw, you know how it is. -Wally Cleaver-