[Y]et some faith seems necessary in things of the spirit which are beyond the scope of our physical world, some reliance on moral, spiritual, and idealistic conceptions, or else we have no anchorage, no objectives or purpose in life. Whether we believe in God or not, it is impossible not to believe in something, whether we call it a creative life-giving force, or vital energy inherent in matter which gives it its capacity for self-movement and change and growth, or by some other name, something that is as real, though elusive, as life is real when contrasted with death. -Jawaharlal Nehru-

The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a do-it-yourself thing.

Q: Is a turtle without a shell homeless, or naked? A: He’s dead.

Women are evil, but men are stupid. -Stephen Anthony-

Not butter? It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!

My goal in life is to amass a large assortment of interesting stories. Since I have already amassed quite a few I suppose I should amass some more.

When it comes to understanding software development, we are getting better. But the problem is getting worse faster than we are getting better.

When you come right down to it, Katie, I’ve known Tramp longer than I’ve known you. -Robbie Douglas, “My Three Sons”-

My boss asked me to take an anger management class this year. I told him I’m angry enough with the management as it is! -James Gilbert-

Sea gull, sea gull, sit on the sand; It’s never good weather when you’re on the land.