The greatest sensations the human body can experience are an orgasm, a bowel movement, and safely landing an airplane. With a night carrier landing, you get all three at once.

One fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords & shot each other!

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong. -Ronald Reagan-

I thank the good Lord that none of my children went into show business or politics. -Gertrude Cupp-

If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living. -Jewish proverb-

I think therefore I am. You think differently, therefore you are different from me.

This is my opinion of what the people are intending.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. -Josh Billings-

Ward: “Do you ever get a feeling of helplessness, total frustration and rage?” June: “It’s only natural for the parents of a teenager.” -“Leave It To Beaver”-

It is paradoxical that many educators and parents still differentiate between a time for learning and a time for play without seeing the vital connection between them. -Leo Buscaglia-