After the Internet and GPS, the greatest thing the entire human race ever accomplished may be the merger of Baskin Robbins and Dunkin Donuts.

Windows has now crashed … The Blue Screen of Death … No one hears your screams. (error messages in haiku)

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

I don’t know about ignorance, and I don’t care about apathy, but I absolutely will not put up with intolerance.

This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

It’s a very good question, very direct, and I’m not going to answer it. -George H. W. Bush-

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -Crowfoot (Native American warrior and orator)-

Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them sinful. -Martin Luther-

Oh, horsefeathers!

A people free to choose will always choose peace. -Ronald Reagan-