The key is boobs. If he’s sad — show him the boobs. Happy — show the boobs. Angry — boobs again. Boobs are magic. -Karen Sweeney-

Yes, I’m crazy. No, I don’t need therapy. I just need to go back haze gray, underway. -James Spears-

The storm, the waves and all it gave were grand, a challenge with every step / I was at the helm and remembered how those sailors must be safely kept. / The pitch and roll steadied my soul as I smiled at the sea’s discontent / no harm would happen on my watch, we rode those waves as they were sent. -James Spears-

The coolest people I’ve ever met have the most colorful pasts. They’ve lived lives of risk, made bad choices, learned lessons, explored, and they’re not afraid of being real. Tattered tapestries woven of similar threads, they’re my kind of people — My favorite shades of crazy. -Stephen L. Lizotte-

It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence. -William Kingdon Clifford-

I love Saturday morning cartoons. What classic humor! This is what entertainment is all about … idiots, explosives and falling anvils. -Calvin, “Calvin and Hobbes”-

I love teaching. I love students. I love learning. I despise a great deal of academia. What does that say? -Ken Schenck-

♫ Praise the LORD, I have been set free. ♪ It is no longer I who live but Christ who lives in me. ♪ The life that I now live I live by faith in the Son of God, Who loved me enough to die for me, well praise the LORD! ♫

Nothing runs like a Deere.

Time heals all wounds, and time usually wounds all heels.