A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Getting old is not for the faint of heart. -Mitzi Cupp-

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means — either may do — the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier. -Benjamin Franklin-

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat. -Douglas Adams-

You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. -Douglas Adams-

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

I’ve lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convincing Proofs I see of this Truth — That God governs in the Affairs of Men. -Benjamin Franklin-

Last night I dreamt I was asleep and I was awake when I dreamed it. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-