I promise you a police car on every sidewalk. -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. -Woody Allen-

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

New Zealand’s national icon is the kiwi which is a small nocturnal bird that is round and brown, and furry. They should not be confused with kiwi fruit, which is also round and brown, and furry. New Zealanders are sometimes called Kiwis, and some of us are round and brown, as well. -Paul, tourguide with Toru Tours, Auckland-

The older I get the more room I have to give God in my doctrinal understanding to do what He is going to do. -Pastor Bob Hallman, Crossroads Christian Fellowship, Kauai, Hawaii-

If you ever want to lose an argument with a woman, start one. -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

The future ain’t what it used to be. -Yogi Berra-

You can try to understand, but it only hurts.

Don’t bother me right now. I’m having a Microsoft migraine moment.

The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. -Douglas Adams-