I’m avoiding having a midlife crisis by repeatedly entering adolescence.

Gun control means being able to hit your target.

When police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in. -Alan Alda-

My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth. -Abraham Lincoln-

You step in the stream … But the water has moved on … Page not found. (error messages in haiku)

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas Edison-

So many chocolates … So little time. -Baskin Robbins Ice Cream-

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -Mark Twain-

ΙΧΘΥΣ (ichthus): (Ι)Jesus (Χ)Christ, (Θ)God’s (Υ)Son, (Σ)Savior