We can’t just leave serendipity to chance. -George D. Kuh-

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain-

Capitalism protects your freedom to dissent; socialism requires political conformity. -Milton Friedman-

They don’t make things like they used to. They never did.

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. -found on Facebook-

People with homicidal tendencies should just get a dog. Puppy kisses can cool maniacal rage like nothing else. -Rebecca Nagella-

I love the smell of carbureted fuel in the morning. -Glen Welden-

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good, either.

A funny old bird is a pelican, His beak will hold more than his belican, He can take in his beak Enough food for a week But I don’t know how the helican. -Dixon Lanier Merritt-

Love is in the air. No, wait; that’s barbecue. Never mind. -found on Facebook-