Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. -Henry Kissinger-

Money spent on “togetherness” will yield many more benefits than an additional piece of furniture or a new automobile. A woman finds life much more enjoyable if she knows she is the sweetheart, not just the wife, of her husband. -Dr. James Dobson-

Friends don’t let friends drink Starbucks. -Dunkin Donuts-

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

There are two major types of lava in the world of vulcanology: ‘a’a and pahoehoe. Both of these words come from the Hawai’ian language.

What, me worry? -Alfred E. Neuman-

All over the world people use kayaks and canoes. The differences between these two forms of small watercraft are very well defined and accepted. Yet the names of both of them come from words used by native North American peoples.

What On Earth Are You Doing For Heaven’s Sake?

For those that will fight for it freedom …has a flavor the protected shall never know. -L/Cpl Edwin L. “Tim” Craft, Khe Sanh Combat Base, February, 1968-

It’s a hardware glitch. We don’t make miostakes.