The world isn’t fair, but as long as it’s tilting in my direction I find that there’s a natural cap to my righteous indignation. -Scott Adams-

It’s hard to be optimistic through misty optics.

Grandchildren are the dessert at the end of our lives. -Marilyn McMahon-

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

The reason that the American Navy does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the Americans practice chaos on a daily basis. -Admiral Karl Doenitz, Germany-

Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters. -Benjamin Franklin-

First the pay telephone and next the drinking water fountain; the next thing which has disappeared from public view at the hands of advancing technology is the clock. More and more commonly I find you cannot tell what time it is in public settings, if you have not brought some device with you.

I wonder if you’ve got such a thing as a balloon about you? -Winnie-the-Pooh-

There’s a reason for everything … why did I wake up? -Garfield-

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. -Albert Einstein-