I don’t believe in blanket theological statements. -Rebecca Nagella-

My wife says I’m eccentric. I think she means I wobble when I go around in circles.

Smile. It will make people wonder what you’ve been up to.

Gibbs’ Rules #42: Don’t ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.

The true test of a civilization is, not the census, nor the size of the cities, nor the crops — no, but the kind of man the country turns out. -Ralph Waldo Emerson-

Gibbs’ Rules #44: First things first, hide the women and children.

Gibbs’ Rules #62: Leave room for someone exiting the elevator.

The world is a buffet and most people are starving. -Sharon Schulling-

I am as confused as a baby in a topless bar!

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.