The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but no one knows why. In our lab, theory and practice are combined. Nothing works and no one knows why.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

Never, never be afraid to do what’s right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society’s punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way. -Martin Luther King Jr.-

The Prince of Peace has come. The Lion of Judah is coming. -San Mateo Church of the Nazarene, San Mateo, Florida-

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, he would have chosen TEN disciples.

Healthy? This town is so healthy when they founded it they had to shoot a few people to start the cemetery.

For health and safety reasons, please speak to me after I have had my coffee.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. -Yogi Bera-

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. -Benjamin Franklin-