If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Monthly Archives: December 2018
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This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can. -LCDR Robert W. Copeland, USN 25 OCT 1944-
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Parents: just when you think you’ve got them pegged, they turn around and show you they love you. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-
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It never fails to amaze me. You’re alive, then you’re dead. No horns, no flashing lights, no fanfare. You’re just dead. -Maj. Margaret Houlihan, “M*A*S*H”-
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
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Remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
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Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve. -Max Planck-
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Picture yourself totally naked surrounded by people who speak a different language and want to pet you. That’s what it’s like to be a dog. -Cain Siwick-
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There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance — that principle is contempt prior to investigation. -Herbert Spencer-
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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC. -Kurt Vonnegut-