What we have here is a failure to communicate.

O innocent victims of Cupid, / Remember this terse little verse: / To let a fool kiss you is stupid, / To let a kiss fool you is worse. -Yip Harburg-

When two opposite points of view are expressed with equal intensity, the truth does not necessarily lie exactly halfway between them. It is possible for one side to be simply wrong. -Richard Dawkins-

A B C D goldfish. L M N O goldfish. O S A R

Downstairs: Didn’t you hear me pounding on the ceiling at 3 a.m. this morning? Upstairs: Oh, that’s okay. I was up anyway, practising my tuba.

Me: You disagree with everything I say. You: No, I don’t!

Wherever I go I often find people there who tell me “We don’t usually have weather like this here. “

The declining intellectual quality of political leadership is the result of the growing complexity of the world. Since no one, be he endowed with the highest wisdom, can grasp it in its entirety, it is those who are least bothered by this who strive for power. -Stanisław Lem-

When asked, 7 out of 10 people rate their own driving skills as Above Average.

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories. Some take us forward, they’re called dreams. -Jeremy Irons-