Of course, I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” -Ronald Reagan-

Linus’ Law: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac: he lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.

Some people wonder what tomorrow will be. Others get up tomorrow to check the news and see what it is. But some people set out to make tomorrow. -Fr. Jan Czuba, SVD-

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

My stress level is way down since I discovered that all humans are irrational. -Dilbert-

Why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii?

If you teach a boy, you educate an individual; but if you teach a girl, you educate a community. -Greg Mortenson-

I used to have an edge. Then I was living on the edge, but now I’m over the edge. -Ed Grzybowski-