You seek a Web site … It cannot be located … Countless more exist. (error messages in haiku)

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-

Computers let you waste time efficiently.

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-

The wounded just keep coming. The only common denominator is blood; it’s all red and we have too much of it leaking out around here. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution. -Albert Einstein-

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.