Don’t put crazy glue and eye drops on the same shelf.

I’ve found that immediate gratification is the only thing that helps me. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

I have no particular talent. I am only inquisitive. -Albert Einstein-

Q: Is there anything I can do to get high grades on the tests? A: Yes. Write down more correct answers.

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. -Charlie Brown (Charles Schulz)-

I want a bumper sticker that says: Not the donkey or the elephant but the Lamb. -Rev. Tommy Lampella-

More power! -Tim “The Toolman” Taylor, “Home Improvement”-

“Stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts.” -OCF White Sulphur Springs-

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation… A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. -William Gibson-

Socialism is tyranny based on good intentions. -Southside Cleaners, Lakeland, Florida-