Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. -C. S. Lewis-

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels-

Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. -Katharine Hepburn-

It must have been the coffee. -Jack Soo (last words to Hal Linden)-

Boy, am I glad that the hole is in your end of the boat.

Some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Wesley”; another, “I follow Luther”; another, “I follow the Pope”; still another, “I follow Christ.” Is Christ divided?