“Do you have any idea where you’re going?” -God-

I don’t need time. What I need is a deadline. -Duke Ellington-

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde-

Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain-

I don’t mind that you think slowly but I do mind that you are publishing faster than you think. -Wolfgang Pauli-

There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

There are no butts with hornless goats.

A wise man knows his ignorance. A fool thinks he knows everything.