Don’t eat on an empty stomach, it messes up your drinking. -Darrel Ewbank-
Monthly Archives: February 2019
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The four basic food groups: meat, cheese, salt, and pepper. -Darrel Ewbank-
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From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever. -Chief Joseph, Nez Perce Tribe-
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Can’t you show me the common courtesy of listening when I’m talking to myself? -Gladys Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. -Len Wein-
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I once took a solemn oath to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. Be advised that no one has ever relieved me of my duties under this oath. -found on Facebook-
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I have very strongly this feeling … that our everyday life is at one and the same time banal, overfamiliar, platitudinous and yet mysterious and extraordinary. -Bryan Magee-
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War is merely the continuation of policy by other means. -Carl von Clausewitz-
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Are you tough enough to haul flowers? -Armellini, Inc., Palm City, Florida-
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Well, boys, I can’t say as it’s been fun, but I sure am I went through it with you guys. -Col. Sherman Potter, M*A*S*H-