It depends upon what the meaning of the word `is’ is. -Bill Clinton-

Omigoodness! Omigoodness! -Little Orphan Annie-

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music. -Purple Clover-

Some ingredients produced in a facility that handles ground nuts or peanuts. May contain one or more of the following vegetable oils: palm, saffron, canola, cottonseed, sunflower, corn, olive. May contain MSG or gluten. Contains 10% or less of ethanol. Phenylketunurics: contains phenylalanine. May contain trace amounts of wheat, milk, egg, soy.

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power. -P.J. O’Rourke-

I learned from war, I can be depended on to do what is expected of me. Duty always trumps everything else. Do your job. -Mitchell Jenkins-

If I had asked people what they wanted, they’d have told me “a faster horse!” -Henry Ford-

Edison’s electric light did not come about from the continuous improvement of the candle. -Oren Harari-

The “earth” without “art” is just “eh.”

It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels. -Augustine of Hippo-