Son, in fifty seven years of life and fourteen months of being dead, there’s one thing I’ve learned about women: and that’s that I don’t know a damned thing about women. -Sargeant Benton Fraser, Sr. RCMP, “Due South”-

McBride fell 12 storeys, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

Oceans cover 70% of the world’s surface and 80% of all the people on earth live near them. 90% of all the cargo in the world travels by sea and the United States Navy patrols 100% of them.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle-

Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time. -Jean Cocteau-

Ouch! That hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

Never bring a problem to your seniors without also bringing a solution. -CAPT John L Wallace, U.S. Navy (Ret)-

Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! -Wicked Witch of the West, “The Wizard of Oz”-

(Got a minute?) I’ve got a lot of minutes, and each one is worse than the one before. -Lt. Col. Henry Blake, “M*A*S*H”-