If the facts are really on your side, Leroy, then the facts are wrong, too. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

Drive a hybrid! My Mustang needs your gas.

No matter where I am, what I’m doing, if I go faster I have more fun. -Justin Schlichting-

Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know … but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they? -“The Wizard of Oz”-

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -H.L. Mencken-

One of these days Alice… one of these days, POW!!! Right in the kisser! One of these days Alice… BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon! -Ralph Kramden “The Honeymooners”-

Random number generation is too important to be left to chance. -Robert Coveyou-

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. -Dorothy, “The Wizard of Oz”-

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. -Dad, “Calvin & Hobbes”-