Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The Great Oz has spoken! -The Wizard, “The Wizard of Oz”-

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Only if he loses.

Oppressive laws do not destroy minorities; they simply make bootleggers. -H.L. Mencken-

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? Yes, but it is accurate.

King, eh? Well, I didn’t vote for you! -Monty Python-

We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. -H.L. Mencken-

If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?

When in doubt, punt.

Reiser’s Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.

There was never a good war or a bad peace. -Benjamin Franklin-