Silence will save me from being wrong (and foolish), but it will also deprive me of the possibility of being right. -Igor Stravinsky-

King, eh? Well, I didn’t vote for you! -Monty Python-

Time knows no length like the last minute of the last day before summer vacation. -B.C.-

Random number generation is too important to be left to chance. -Robert Coveyou-

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. -Dad, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

One of these days Alice… one of these days, POW!!! Right in the kisser! One of these days Alice… BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon! -Ralph Kramden “The Honeymooners”-

Reiser’s Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The Great Oz has spoken! -The Wizard, “The Wizard of Oz”-

Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.

Oppressive laws do not destroy minorities; they simply make bootleggers. -H.L. Mencken-