Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know … but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they? -“The Wizard of Oz”-

There was never a good war or a bad peace. -Benjamin Franklin-

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. -Dorothy, “The Wizard of Oz”-

If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? Yes, but it is accurate.

We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. -H.L. Mencken-

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Only if he loses.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -Donald Knuth-

I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.