♫ Oh, give me a home ♪ / Where the frangipanis bloom ♪ / Where the skies are filled with rainbows each day ♪ / Where never is heard ♪ / An American word ♪ / Unless, it’s “mahalo, bruddah.” ♫

It is Christ Himself, not the Bible, who is the true word of God. The Bible, read in the right spirit and with the guidance of good teachers, will bring us to Him. We must not use the Bible as a sort of encyclopedia out of which texts can be taken for use as weapons. -C. S. Lewis-

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Leaders don’t create followers, they create more leaders. -Tom Peters-

May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not. -Millard Fillmore-

We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things. -Lieutenant-General Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC-

Sometimes I worry that I haven’t lived up to my potential. Other times, I fear that I have! -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

I played my country record backward. I made up with my girl, my pickup truck started, found my gun, and my dog came home.

Looking for kale? Epic fail! We have the meats. -Arby’s-

You can’t pray a lie — I found that out. -Huck Finn-