If you don’t like who’s in office just wait a bit and before you know it, there’s someone else in office who you like even less. -Uncle Ted, “The Born Loser”-

Somehow everything seems more fun and funnier when sisters are around. -Nancy Mahler-

Part time Christians CANNOT defeat a full time Devil. -Ryan Miro-

They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now! -Lieutenant-General Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC-

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. -J.R.R. Tolkien-

Lawyer: Your Honor, what is the large grey animal that has a trunk? Judge: That’s irrelevant!

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. -Isaac Asimov-

Attitude check: This Sucks! Hey, Positive Attitude check: This POSITIVELY Sucks! -Jose Toves-

Eat like you’re in Florida. -Wahoo Seafood Grill, Tallahassee, Florida-

Two years from now, spam will be solved. -Bill Gates (2004)-