Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! -Monty Python-

If you’re worried about the water, just brush your teeth with vodka. (Does that help?) Who cares? -Dr. Jerry Robinson, “The Bob Newhart Show”-

There are two kinds of truth: the truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The first of these is science, and the second is art. Neither is independent of the other or more important than the other. The truth of art keeps science from becoming inhuman, and the truth of science keeps art from becoming ridiculous. -Raymond Thornton Chandler-

In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. -Robert Green Ingersoll-

And always remember… when life hands you Lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! -Treesia Rhoden-

I just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap. -Found on Facebook-

God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.

There is no lighter burden, nor more agreeable, than a pen. Other pleasures fail us or wound us while they charm, but the pen we take up rejoicing and lay down with satisfaction, for it has the power to advantage not only its lord and master, but many others as well, even though they be far away — sometimes, indeed, though they be not born for thousands of years to come. -Petrarch-

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. Ask the infantry and ask the dead. -Ernest Hemingway-

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx-