I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. -Dan Quayle-

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. -Dan Quayle-

Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid. -John Wayne-

Some days you get the bear. Some days the bear gets you.

It seems hypocritical to me to support abortion after you’ve already been born.