Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

As mad as two snakes hissing in a pit, that didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code. Conclusion: Every non-trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein-

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. -Mark Twain-

Life would be easier if I had the source code. -owlice-

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte-

♫ I am persuaded to believe nothing can separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♪ / High above it will send us if we let it live within us while the sinful earth we trod. ♪ / Neither height nor depth, nor principalities; things present nor things to come, ♪ / Though the devil he may hate us he can never separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♫